Glamatron

maggie and i have been talking about the recent exPLOsion around here of really really bad dye jobs. i mean really REALLY fakey blonde “oops, fell face first into a bottle of clorox” dye jobs.

and then the go fug me girls came up with this absolutely
amazing pic of mischa barton. i don’t know how on earth they made it down past her shoulders to actually look at her dress; i was stunned, like - who was it - perseus? no, no, he solved the problem - well whatever ancient greek by the hair of the gorgons. her hair looks like the hair of cornhusk dolls they used to sell at the state fair in Omaha. or those fake foil wigs that you can buy in Walmart around halloween when you forgot to bring a real costume for the party at work and only have time to run out and grab something over lunch. you know, gold wrinkly long foil with cleoptra bangs.

in mischa’s case, however, beheading isn’t a necessary solution to the issue. a lawyer and a change of hairdresser is however in order. if even lindsey lohan has figured out that she looks better with reddish than with deadish hair, then surely someone with actual brains can get it.